I am proud to be a dork.

Just received an email, no, even worse, a facebookmessage where this person person filled with hatred told me that im lame. Lame as in "low ass mother earthworm". Hm, clever, so now we know that this person is both creative and radical - I'm applauding with my hands down my throat. Barf.
(Like you didn't know "this person" was female. What is it with you girls. Give it a rest allready.)

But I am a dork. I truly am. But I like my dorky self - so how many times you try to revolve that problem and opinion in your mind it just wont work for you. And I walk out dorky and happy, and also LAME, and you're just hating and boring and sad and, well, lame. So maybe you should give more pointed attention to yourself than me. 

Cuz here's "me":

• I do like cheesedoodles. Especially when they're a day old and sticky. 
• I laugh my guts out everytime a man/woman from southern parts of sweden called "skåne" pronounces the words; apelsin, snickers, julmust, inte, ragge och martin. 
• I sometimes listen to eurovisionsongs and think they're GREAT.
• I have a dorky laughter. It sounds almost like it doesnt want to come out mixed with relief.
• I honestly think that peace is worth fighting for. 
• I always say the wrong things to people I first meet. 
• I always talk to much of myself. 
• I talk to myself....
• The only sports I was ever good at was gymnastics. 
• All my technical issues lies in me not getting them. 
• I don't own a smartphone. 
• I use my moms laptop for work.
• The only two apps i do get is facebook and hipstamatic.
• I don't have glasses but I do have curly frizzy hair and does not wear foundation.
• I'm a flowershop girl. 
• I cant fit in a pair of skinny jeans. Unless they're stretch and only slimfit.
• I sometimes wear grannypanties. Yes. It's true. 
• Alcohol is so dangerous it's absurd and ludicrous.
• I linedraw and read books rather than watch TV.
• I love tattoos but am afraid of needles. 
• Toung-tiedness is common.
• Sometimes when drunk and dancing I look like a bug.
• My program in highschool were "naturesience, biochemistry and medicine". Guess I omg-dropped you all now did'nt I. 
• Sometimes during winter i don't forget to shave my legs. I just don't. 
• I bother. 
• My best friend often needs to tell me to close my mouth when Im focused.
• I can get obsessed with people.
• When two gay-guys called me "shakiona" I almost cried.
• Love cartoons.
• I think hello kitty is cute.
• I'm afraid of the surface of any water, spiders, the swedish word "krylla" (teeming, crawling) and what people thinks of me.

I have here put myself in several important respects and proved myself to be a dork. Lame in ones eyes.
 Awsm in all others.

I rest my case.

Stop at nothing

My morning.

Franska bageriet.
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French bakery.

brain-mash.

Here are other things I've been mixing up lately:

• Cucumber and squash. (My breakfast has never been the same). 
• Blueberry and forrestberry yohgurt. (Think I lost it somewere around here).
• My bosses wife and one of the florists at work. (So unpractical, strange and timid. I meen Hannah, really? The wife?)

Lisztomania.
- I need to listen to music all the time.

Gym.

De svenska kommentatorerna gråter när jag seglar in före Hicham El Guerrouj i OS 5000 meter - åtminstone i huvudet på mig när jag springer på bandet.
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When running on treadmill and thinking that swedish commentators are crying because i'm so awsm winning the olympics.

Mentaly been there a thousand times.

NewYorker & Ralph Lauren

Work - 10h shifts everyday for a week now - one and a half to go.

This day

Why im weird.

So the other day I found myself starring at some oranges (the fruit), like really being weird starring at them - then I saw myself in the mirror today, wearing nothing but orange (the colour).

Lipstick.
Jewellery.
Jeans.
Purse.
Underwear.

No nailplish though. Like that would have shown...

Future.

I know now, after 26 minutes with Frida in the telephone, that I will mind everybody elses business but my own when I  grow old. Because there's probably somebody else minding about mine.

Hannah the mirror-dork.

Ever thought about a person, that you don't like very much, when you look at yourself in the mirror and said "bazinga punk, now we're even" (like sheldon when he dresses out like a zombie and scares the shit out of lennard (- sheldon for ever....))

Well I did, this morning and it felt like walking out of class ten minutes earlier without obtaining any teachers consent.

Am I a dork?
Yes.
For ever dork.

mornings.

Having myself a little "adventure time"- marathon. "Spongebob" will work today aswell as "rob and big" (mtv right now).

What also happened today was that i confirmed my mad (no) skills in the kitchen. I suck at homemade breakfast. Evidently.

sincerly /
The egg assassin.

hm.

Feeling like this a hundred percent today.

1dec.

Their are two kinds of people when it comes to being successful, work-horses and show-ponies.
For some reason people think of me as a show-pony.
Which is flattering but not very useful and aslo totally wrong.

wednesday.

Röjer runt i soffan.
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craz.

VocL.

Sitter och chillar vocal dub. Kallat två telefonförsäljare för bro idag. Det är sunt.