I am proud to be a dork.

Just received an email, no, even worse, a facebookmessage where this person person filled with hatred told me that im lame. Lame as in "low ass mother earthworm". Hm, clever, so now we know that this person is both creative and radical - I'm applauding with my hands down my throat. Barf.
(Like you didn't know "this person" was female. What is it with you girls. Give it a rest allready.)

But I am a dork. I truly am. But I like my dorky self - so how many times you try to revolve that problem and opinion in your mind it just wont work for you. And I walk out dorky and happy, and also LAME, and you're just hating and boring and sad and, well, lame. So maybe you should give more pointed attention to yourself than me. 

Cuz here's "me":

• I do like cheesedoodles. Especially when they're a day old and sticky. 
• I laugh my guts out everytime a man/woman from southern parts of sweden called "skåne" pronounces the words; apelsin, snickers, julmust, inte, ragge och martin. 
• I sometimes listen to eurovisionsongs and think they're GREAT.
• I have a dorky laughter. It sounds almost like it doesnt want to come out mixed with relief.
• I honestly think that peace is worth fighting for. 
• I always say the wrong things to people I first meet. 
• I always talk to much of myself. 
• I talk to myself....
• The only sports I was ever good at was gymnastics. 
• All my technical issues lies in me not getting them. 
• I don't own a smartphone. 
• I use my moms laptop for work.
• The only two apps i do get is facebook and hipstamatic.
• I don't have glasses but I do have curly frizzy hair and does not wear foundation.
• I'm a flowershop girl. 
• I cant fit in a pair of skinny jeans. Unless they're stretch and only slimfit.
• I sometimes wear grannypanties. Yes. It's true. 
• Alcohol is so dangerous it's absurd and ludicrous.
• I linedraw and read books rather than watch TV.
• I love tattoos but am afraid of needles. 
• Toung-tiedness is common.
• Sometimes when drunk and dancing I look like a bug.
• My program in highschool were "naturesience, biochemistry and medicine". Guess I omg-dropped you all now did'nt I. 
• Sometimes during winter i don't forget to shave my legs. I just don't. 
• I bother. 
• My best friend often needs to tell me to close my mouth when Im focused.
• I can get obsessed with people.
• When two gay-guys called me "shakiona" I almost cried.
• Love cartoons.
• I think hello kitty is cute.
• I'm afraid of the surface of any water, spiders, the swedish word "krylla" (teeming, crawling) and what people thinks of me.

I have here put myself in several important respects and proved myself to be a dork. Lame in ones eyes.
 Awsm in all others.

I rest my case.