30 juli 2012

Årets otippade komentar

Hahaha jag brukar oftast inte skratta åt sådana här komentarer men detta kan vara det roligaste och kanske elakaste jag hört: "men vafan är det där?! Hennes ansikte har ju förfan säckat ihop, kollapsat, kapsejsat på det grundaste av alla grund, ingen försärong täcker skadorna, måsye avlivas, stackars hon"

Notera att; kapsejsa, det där, ansikte och försäkring ingår i samma stycke!

Jag lägger mig ner en stund. Orkar inte mer! Hahaha så jävla roligt!
Kan. Pause. Inte. Pause. Andas. Pause. Mer!

24 juli 2012

40s drinks. No vodka. Only real booze.


Sidecar
1 measure Cointreau
1 measure brandy/cognac
1 measure lemon juice
Shake with ice and strain into sugar-rimmed cocktail (martini) glass and garnish with a strip of lemon rind.

Gin Sour
2 measures gin
juice of half a large lemon
1 tsp caster sugar
Shake all ingredients with ice and strain into a short glass.

Gin Fizz
2 measures gin
juice of half a large lemon
1 tsp caster sugar
Soda water
Shake the gin, lemon juice and sugar with ice until the sugar dissolves. Pour over ice in a highball glass and top up with soda water.

Orange Blossom
equal parts gin and fresh squeezed orange juice
Shake with ice and strain into a cocktail (Martini) glass

Pink Lady1.5 measures Plymouth gin (as opposed to the more common London Dry gin)
half measure grenadine
half measure heavy cream
quarter measure lemon juice
1 measure egg white
Dip the rim of a champagne saucer in grenadine and then in caster sugar to make a pink rim. Shake the ingredients with ice and strain into the glass, add a cherry garnish.

Whiskey Sour

1 generous measure of American whiskey
Juice of half a lemon
1 tsp caster sugar
soda water
Mix lemon juice and sugar in a small tumbler with a three ice cubes until sugar is dissolved. Add whiskey and stir, then add a dash of soda water.

Sazerac
Originally created by Antoine Amédée Peychaud in the 1830s in New Orleans, it's reportedly the first cocktail ever invented in America. A recipe for the Sazerac is listed inthe book Famous New Orleans Drinks and How to Mix 'Em published in 1937.
6 measures rye whiskey
1 measure absinthe
few dashes of Peychaud's bitters
1 sugar cube (or a small amount of simple syrup)
Curl of lemon peel for garnish
Pack an old fashioned (lowball) glass with ice to chill it. In a second glass, muddle the sugar cube and bitters, then add the rye whiskey. Empty the ice from the first glass and pour the absinthe in and swirl around to coat the sides of the glass, then discard any excess absinthe. Pour the rye-sugar-bitters mixture into the absinthe-coated glass and garnish with a lemon peel.

Horse's Neck
1 lemon
2 measures dry gin, or bourbon/whiskey
dry ginger ale
Cut the entire rind from the lemon in one long spiral, and hang it from the rim of a tall glass so it dangles inside the glass. Add lots of ice and the gin or whiskey, then top up with ginger ale.

Bronx
A very New York cocktail from the early 20th century.
1.5 measures gin
three-quarters measure dry vermouth
three-quarters measure sweet red vermouth
juice of quarter of an orange
Shake all ingredients with ice and strain into a cocktail (Martini) glass, garnish with a slice of orange.

Gibson
half measure dry white vermouth
2.5 measures gin
2 cocktail onions
Pour vermouth and gin into a glass with ice, stir and let chill for 30 seconds. Skewer onions on a cocktail stick and place in a cocktail (Martini) glass so onions rest at the bottom. Strain vermouth/gin into the glass.

Planter's Punch
1 measure fresh lime juice
1 measure orange juice
2 measures dark rum
half measure grenadine
dash of bitters
chilled soda water or lemonade
Add lime, orange juice, rum and grenadine to a pitcher of ice and mix well. Fill a wide tumbler (e.g. fat tall glass) with ice and add a dash of bitters to the bottom. Strain the rum/juice/grenadine mixture into the glass and top up with soda water or lemonade. Garnish with peach slices.

Champagne Cocktail
1 sugar cube
2-3 dashes of bitters
quarter measure cognac/brandy
Champagne
Place the suagr cube in the bottom of a champagne flute, add the bitters and roll the sugar lump around to soak it up. Add brandy and top with champagne.

Mint Julep
One of the oldest cocktails of them all. It originated in the southern United States, probably during the eighteenth century.
2 measures bourbon (American whiskey)
8-10 fresh mint leaves
1 tbsp caster sugar
Muddle the mint and sugar in a tall glass (alternatively put mint, sugar and a dash of hot water in a short glass and grind together, then spoon into a tall glass over crushed ice). Add bourbon, top off with crushed ice, stir well and let stand to chill the drink and let the ice partially melt. Garnish with mint leaves.

Manhattan
2 and a quarter measures American rye whiskey
1 measures sweet red vermouth
Dash of bitters
Maraschino cherry to garnish
Shake ingredients with ice and strain into a chilled cocktail (Martini) glass, garnish with the cherry.

Sherry Flip
2 measures brown cream sherry
half tsp caster sugar
1 egg, beaten
grated nutmeg to garnish
Shake all ingredients with ice and strain into a small wine glass. Sprinke nutmeg on the surface.

Martini
1 measure gin
dash of sweet red vermouth

Mix gin and vermouth gently in a pitcher of ice, then strain into a cocktail (Martini) glass. Squeeze a twist of lemon rind over the surface to release essential oils on top of the drink. Add a green olive skewered on a cocktail stick.
Zombie
Legendary 1930s recipe created at Don the Beachcomber restaurant in Hollywood as a hangover cure and became popular at the 1939 World's Fair in New York.
1 measure white rum
1
measure light rum
1
measure dark rum
1
measure apricot brandy
1
measure pineapple juice
1
measure papaya juice
½ measure
151-proof rum
Dash of grenadine
Shake all ingredients other than the 151-proof rum with ice. Pour drink and ice into a tall glass and top with the high-proof rum.

23 juli 2012

Hair

Am i behaving ridonk if i hate all people with dipdye because i miss mine like i miss a dead husband. Damn you kenza, did you have to make eeni meeni teens follow this...

I am so not sane in this.
Ridonk. Huh.

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20 juli 2012

Hassan are you there?

När "mr och mrs tungkonversation" inte har något mer att säga.

Ventilera kompisar..

1. När kompisar har kompisar som en gång var kompisar med dig och inte är det längre för att deras kompisar som inte är kompisar till någon av våra gemensamma kompisar inte vill vara kompisar med mig. Sen sprider det sig som en dålig sandstorm och dom som skulle kunnat vara mina kompisar missar att jag är jätteduktig på att vara kompisar.

2. Kompisar som är mina kompisar som tror att jag inte vill vara kompisar för att jag leker med andra kompisar och jobbar med kompisar hela dagarna. Sluta att inte vara kompisar med er själva så kanske ni ser att alla kan vara kompisar.

17 juli 2012

7 juli 2012